Hello
everybody. Today’s my turn (Jade) to hold the fort. I thought really hard about
what I could talk about, and I finally decided that I will tell you a fairy
tale. So sit down comfortably (or better yet, lay down), take some cookies and
a glass of your favorite drink, and let me whisper in your ear the fantastic
legend of the Story Orgy.
Calling all, folks! Let me tell you about the amazing history of the Story Orgy.
Once upon a time ...
There once was a Goddess who lived in a kingdom where
the books were kings. She wrote a lot by herself, and her subjects loved her
talent and stories. One day, she decided to do something different. She
took random words heard during her forays into town - maybe a snippet of dialogue, perhaps a random situation, or a favorite: a word for a character,
another one for a place, and then another one for a situation - and wrote a
short story based on these words. 
The success was meteoric and attracted the attention
of Kind Sir, a man who had spent his life teaching and was now enjoying a well
deserved rest. The idea that came to the Goddess enraptured him, and he decided
to go and find her to offer her to collaborate. The Goddess gladly accepted,
delighted to have had that kind of effect with her little snippet on a scholar
like him.
But the Kind Sir was not
alone. He had with him his muse. A woman who had always wanted to write but had
not found the courage to do it alone. When she heard what the Goddess and the
Kind Sir intended to do, she asked if she could join them. The Goddess and the
Kind Sir were thrilled to have her with them, and they agreed happily. 
The Goddess - who was never
short of ideas or imagination - told herself that the concept was fantastic,
but couldn't see why they should stop at three. She then thought of a friend of
the neighboring kingdom, the Fur King, who also wrote many books. So she went
to her neighbor and asked him to participate in this new concept of writing,
which the Fur King accepted without hesitation - he was always ready for a challenge.
They thought of a name, and the Story Orgy was born.
So the four of them began to work.
One day, a Wise Man came to pass by the cottage in
which they had decided to settle when they wrote and knocked on their door. He
told them :
“An orgy requires a minimum of six people. It goes (counting
on his fingers) masturbation, one-on-one, threesome, two couples swinging, two
couples swinging with a looky-loo, (holds up six fingers) orgy’s six.”
The
group thought it was a great idea and they began to think who they could add.
At some point, one of them mentioned that it would be nice to have beautiful
pictures to go with their stories. Now the Muse wasn’t only a muse, she was
also the other half of a Princess, the Yin to her Yang.
The
Princess loved beautiful things and she collected pictures for her own
pleasure. The Goddess came to see her, and asked her if she wanted to help the
Story Orgy group with pictures. The Princess agreed eagerly, so happy to be a
part of such a wonderful group. They were now five; only one more to find. 
The Kind Sir mentionned then that he knew someone in the kingdom who wrote sexy little snippets. He asked the Goddess to go and talk to him. The man was called the Sunshine, for he brightened everybody's life with his warmth and caring attitude. So
she went to see him. The Sunshine was excited at the prospect, and accepted as
quickly as the others did. 
