Monday, January 7, 2013

Your Roving Story Orgy Reporter is here...shhhh


Hey you...psssst...yeah you, I got the goods...you want them? hehe

Here's my problem, I've been on a Story Orgy withdrawal this week...I know *heads desk* this is only our first week not doing a Monday post and already I've got the shakes...I'm truly pathetic...but I'm okay with that, I make it look good! *swings hips* So—I figured if I needed a fix then you guys might need one too...which made me sit and think (I know—that is never good...hehe) and I decided to do what I do best...snoop...*big smiles*

Oh yeah...what I'm saying is I've got the scoop for you! Just do me a favor and don't tell the others I've put spyware up in the SO room...they might still be a little cranky about the whole debacle of me trying to bake a soufflĂ© in the oven ordeal...I swear I thought that said tablespoons instead of teaspoons...and I was gonna clean the mess up—um...eventually *hangs head to hide smile* who knew you could actually make something explode like that?


So...to get on with it...we'll start with our sexy Texan, JR Boyd—oh let me tell you I love talking to that man...he makes me smile and blush and *sighs*...yes he is one of the good ones! Okay...rumor has it he's been working overtime and has some surprises for our next Christmas antho...I know! I couldn't stop bouncing myself!

Now for his muse...none other than our Goddess, Em Woods—well that sassy little bowl of cherries has a deadline coming up quick...but I've got it on the highest authority that she is tapping those keys like a Dom playing his sub and we are gonna have some major good reads from her soon! I can't wait to mark my calendar!

Our lovely French beauty...and my yin *smiles and hugs*...Jade Baiser—well she is doing just terrific on the other side of the ocean (way too far away from me *pouts*)...and I can personally state that she is working that cute derriere of hers off with a new book she's writing also...that woman is amazing I tell you!

I'm sorry...what's that? You want to hear about that man that can make us laugh and gasp all in the same paragraph? You want to know what Hank Edwards is working on? Well...you do realize I'm one of his Hankies right? He is knee deep in vampires and zombie and creepies oh my! *giggles* Yes! He is working on his next best seller in the Venom Valley series...now if we could just find a way to make him type faster right?

Okay...I've saved my muse for last...Lee Brazil—*big smiles* he's got two new books out this month! His first release—Chances Are—sorta ties in with my release coming out on the fifteenth of this month—Wicked Solutions. They both are ongoing Pulp Friction series that take place in the same city...let your mind wander...Lee and me doing two series in the same city—oh yeah the possibilities are endless...hehe.

Well...I'm off for now...but I will be taking notes and names for the next time I am here...just think of me as your roving SO reporter...and remember—this is between us! Don't be ratting me out to them...they've found ways to punish me that aren't so much fun...well...okay yeah they are still fun but that's not the point! *slaps hands over mouth to stifle giggles*

Just...if anyone asks my name is Melody...go with it...*winks*

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